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BJONZO THE CLOWN / PIRATE CAPTAIN JONZO
ALSO CHILDRENS DISCO

( JONZO & his own two Treasures)
website last updated 66 B.C (Before Clowns)
Look out for JONZO in the DISS area of NORFOLK
Let JONZO take the strain of your child's party
within the age ranges of 3-11 years old
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* THE MAGIC SHOW * A 1 hour show with JONZO consists of .... * magic * certificates for helpers * sweets * prizes * dances * jokes * * balloon models to EVERY child * AND a special present to the BIRTHDAY child * * * * * The 1 and a half hour show consists of the above items PLUS games and a bubble machine & lots more fun * * * * * The 2 HOUR show is the complete party experience with everything above and more. This is VERY Popular. Just say your childs party starts at 2 PM, JONZO will will be there 10 minutes before and will entertain as the children arrive and play games i.e musical statues, bumps - - The magic show would not start until you tell us most of the kids have arrived THEN . . . . JONZO will do a 45 minute show and then stop to let the children have something to eat. During this time JONZO will go around chatting to the children, just like with a Disney character breakfast. As some children will have finished before others, JONZO will entertain them until EVERYBODY is ready. Thereafter, JONZO will do his second magic act and finish off by presenting a HIGH QUALITY Birthday Present to the Birthday child. As you are handing out the childrens party bags JONZO give each child a model party balloon. This type of party is very popular and takes away some of the strain of a hectic day making your day enjoyable as well.
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9 OUT OUT OF 10 CLOWNS WHO EXPRESSED
A PREFERENCE SAID THEY WOULD HIRE HIM.
HIS TWO YOUNG CHILDREN ALSO RECOMMEND
HIM.

CHILDRENS
DISCO
PARTY BAGS
Party Bags are available this year and for parents these can mean much less hassle
& much more fun as you add your own sweets for a perfect end to your party.
You can choose either a CLOWN*, a PIRATE**, a FAIRY***, or a JUNGLE**** party pack.
*The CLOWN party pack consists of a hat, a balloon, a tie, a blower, a red nose, crayons and a puzzle booklet
** The PIRATE party pack consists of a hat, an eye patch, a balloon, a moustache, crayons and a puzzle booklet
*** The FAIRY party pack always consists of a Tiara, Pink Baloons, a Blower and one of the following;
a Notepad, Stickers or a Bangle.
**** The JUNGLE party pack always consists of a Selection of Wildlife Toys, Blowouts, Balloons and a Hat.
These bags are only £1 each, just tell us how many you want and we
will take back any that you do not need at the end of the day.
Of course you can mix the themes if you want
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR ONE WHOLE PENNY BACK

AND REMEMBER, THERE'S A DISCOUNT FOR WEEKDAY BOOKINGS



FOOTBALL GAMES
WE HAVE A PENALTY SHOOT OUT AND WE SUPPLY THE BALLS,
TRY TO KICK THE BALLS IN THE HOLES
OR YOU CAN TAKE OFF THE COVER AND BE THE KEEPER YOURSELF

THE COMPLETE FOOTBALL EXPERIENCE
Why not ask for the COMPLETE EXPERIENCE which is
the same as the above but with a stopwatch (see how many you can score
in a minute) and most special of all, a SPEED GUN (Adult Supervision).
Adults enjoy this as much as the kids so why not
test the speed of your own shot.
JONZO
is a fully qualified F.A football coach and can be hired
for football parties for children up to 10 years of age
(The customere must provide the venue though).
Jonzo can be hired solely or with football inflatable
Please call us for a quote.





PARTY BOOKINGS
If you do want to make a booking please call to confirm details and we will
usually phone back 5 or 6 days before the party to see if the numbers have
changed or if there are any more questions you forgot first time and would like to ask us.
So if we can assist in any advice for your party please don't be afraid to ask
because like yourself we want everything to run as smoothly and that is why my
wife (GILZO) comes along (baby sitter permitting) to assist with the show.
Please state if you've booked or seen JONZO before because we log each event
and will change some of the act if need be . So, well done for reading this page, I
know it's a lot to digest (there I go again, talking about biscuits) so I'll just
finish off by saying that I don't think any entertainer offers more, if
you can name one I'll book him for my 2 kids.
So summing up, 4 + 4 = 8 & I'd eight your day to be a bad one,
SO BOOK EARLY BEFORE YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP!!!
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JONZO usually doesn't wear any make up as he's worried that 3 year olds and younger may
be frightened by it. When he looks looks in the mirror in the morning he scares himself.
However, JONZO wear a colourful wig, a polka dot tie, a colourful coat and
large shoes which make him look zany enough as it is.
For parents peace of mind, JONZO has
undergone an official police check ![]()
JONZO is also a member of EQUITY
STOP PRESS !!!
JONZO has just had his first book published JONZO AT CHRISTMAS
it is illustrated by the acclaimed Perween Choudhury. It is a story about Jonzo and his
family as they prepare for that special day. Just like the parties it can be enjoyed by adults
and children alike. Through the years I have read books to my children but feel my own
words are more of an adventure and explore the fun side of reading. It is hoped
at more stories in this series will be published soon. This WILL BIFF any other
childrens books around and only for the price of a couple of portions of chips.

This book is available to order by email or at one of my shows.
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So Remember
JONZO'S The Name, Fun's the Game.
Don't Suffer for Less, Go With The Best
so 'CALL NOW'